Fairy
Nuff
Prince
Charmless
Queen
Honoria
Cinderella
Dame Trot
Simple Simon
Tapioca
Snow "Not
So" White
Jack the
Giant Killer
Captain
James T Hook
Dick
Whittington
The Investigation Panel
Mystery
Witnesses
TAPIOCA
A Lady of Extreme Ugliness. Cinderella's stepsister.
You are Tapioca, a large young lady who
is “attractiveness challenged”! OK, OK, let’s put it bluntly. You are so
ugly, men have been known to faint when coming face to face with you
unexpectedly! You have an identical twin sister, Semolina, who amazingly has
recently found a husband. This occurrence has given you hope. Your greatest
wish is that one day you too will have a grand white wedding!
You have a young stepsister called
Cinderella. You and Semolina are her
guardians. You do not treat her very nicely, making her slave away in the
kitchen and sleep among the cinders.
You have a very outrageous fashion sense and dress to impress the opposite
sex. The more frills and flounces the better! You also frequent Widow
Twankee’s Chinese Beauty Parlour. You often meet
Dame
Trot there and, while having a Foo Yung facial, the pair of
you discuss how shallow men are!
©2005 - Tim Morrell