THE WAKE FOR HUMPTY DUMPTY
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Tommy Tucker
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You are a young thug from a nearby town. There you used to terrorise the local inhabitants, extorting money from them and committing petty thefts. Having become well known as a trouble maker in that town, you had to pursue your burglarious activities further afield, and one night you were caught on Old MacDonald’s farm trying to steal his pigs. Rather than turn you over to the authorities, Old MacDonald decided to give you one last chance, and secured you a place at the Old Woman who lives in a Shoe’s school for unruly children. It is hoped her stern discipline will make you turn over a new leaf and become a responsible member of society. |
Tom, Tom, the
piper’s son, Stole a pig and away he run; The pig was eat And Tom was beat, And Tom went howling down the street.
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