THE WAKE FOR HUMPTY DUMPTY
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Tommy Tucker
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You are a wealthy farmer who lives at Ee Aye Oh farm. You have a wide variety of animals there, and it can be a very noisy place. You used to be mayor of Nursery Rhyme Town until Humpty Dumpty ousted you at the elections just over a year ago. You have not been impressed by his mayorship. Although you can often be crusty and impractical, you sincerely want the best for Nursery Rhyme Town, and you believe that Humpty abused his position for personal gain. You have recently married Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, the widow of Dr Foster of Gloucester. A month ago you also allowed Polly Flinders, who is recovering from trauma, to make her home at your farm. |
Old MacDonald
had a farm Ee Aye Ee Aye Oh! And on that farm he had some pigs, Ee Aye Ee Aye Oh! With an "Oink Oink" here and an "Oink Oink" there. Here an "Oink", there an "Oink", everywhere an "Oink Oink" Old MacDonald had a farm Ee Aye Ee Aye Oh! ©2005 - Tim Morrell |