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CRIME DETAILS
BACKGROUND
TO EVENTS A junior health
minister, Edwin Curry MP, recently made several statements warning
the public of the high salmonella contamination within UK chicken
eggs. His comments caused a countrywide scare and sales of eggs
plummeted. They also earned him the loathing of the egg production
industry, particularly eccentric chicken farming millionaire
Sergei Shell.
EASTER
EXTRAVAGANZA
Over the Easter weekend Sergei held a grand “Easter Extravaganza”
fair at his country estate. The purpose of the fair was to help
restore public confidence in the egg industry. As well as displays
and exhibits from representatives of the farming and food processing
industries, the Extravaganza also featured some more light-hearted
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Chuck McCluck, Celebrity Chef,
demonstrating 50 ways to cook an egg.
The Masked Maniac, Wrestling Bad Boy,
demonstrating feats of strength and wrestling.
Valerie Telline, Owner of “The Beauties of
Nature”, demonstrating egg yolk shampoo & egg shell
exfoliator. |
Professor Egghead, Memory Expert,
performing his incredible “Marvellous Memory” show.
Melanie Shell, Children’s TV Presenter,
demonstrating egg decoration and painting techniques.
The Reverend Alex Bumen,
explaining about Easter, eggs, and early pagan rituals. |
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THE CHALAZA EGGS
But the most exciting attraction was the
exhibiting of Sergei Shell’s “Jewelled Chalaza Egg Collection”.
These beautiful enamelled and jewelled eggs, similar in style to the
legendary Faberge eggs, were each displayed in a gold egg holder.
The eggs on display were:
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The
Geometric
Egg |
The
Diamond Studded
Egg |
The
Onyx & Emerald
Egg |
The
Hammer & Sickle
Egg |
The
Chessboard
Egg |
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Elizabeth Chalaza, who was
delivering Sergei’s most recent purchase, the “Onyx
& Emerald Egg”, was on hand to give people more information about the eggs. Sergei’s egg collection is worth over half a million pounds.
The exhibitors spent the weekend at Sergei’s mansion. After the
evening meal on Sunday, a party was held in Sergei’s library. In
attendance were the above exhibitors as well as a collection of
Sergei’s long standing farming friends. At the end of the evening
the Chalaza egg collection was locked in Sergei’s recently purchased
“Simply Secure Safe”. The party finished shortly after 11.00pm when
everyone retired for the night.
MURDER
A terrible discovery was made the next
morning. Sergei’s dead body was discovered in the library. He had
been killed by a brutal blow to the head which had shattered his
skull. The murder weapon, a jemmy, was lying beside the body. There
were no fingerprints on it. The safe had been forced open and the
egg collection was gone.
Mr Yaden Yolk, founder of
“Simply Secure Safes Ltd”, was staying at the mansion as Sergei’s
guest. He was also responsible for security of the egg collection
over the weekend. To try and prevent adverse publicity affecting
“Simply Secure Safes Ltd”, Mr Yolk has asked to be allowed an initial
attempt at investigating the case before calling in the official
police. Surprisingly all the suspects have agreed. Yaden has deemed
Sergei’s
long standing farming friends
to be above suspicion, and they will be assisting him with his
enquiries.
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©2005
- Tim Morrell |
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