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Inspector Worthington
Zig Ziggini
Trudy Finnegan
Jason Jazz
Babs Bouffant
Hazel Tones
Syria
Basil Bryl De Creem
Lance L'Oreal
Sweep Clean
The Investigation Panel
Mystery Witnesses

SYRIA, 28,
Chest Implant Enhanced, Publicity Hungry, Man Eating Glamour Model.

You are Syria, aged 28, a backstreet girl who has made it big. After a tough homelife, you ran away to London at the age of sixteen. Your first few years in the city were tough, and you do not like to talk about them. However they taught you to distrust men. At the age of 20 you walked into the offices of “Buxom Babes” magazine and demanded to become a glamour model. You used your glamour earnings for a breast enlargement operation. This made you even more popular so eventually you had another one. Using your enhanced chest, you threw yourself at footballers and racing car drivers, often bedding more than one in a night. You did not care for them, but you wanted the publicity. You soon became a celebrity in your own right.

An appearance on the reality TV show “Get me out the jungle” gave you more credibility. You are now having a relationship with Film Director Basil Bryl De Creem, and have taken the lead in his latest film “Sweenetta Todd”. You hope to prove to the critics that you are a serious actress. In the meantime you are also having a bit of a fling with Jason Jazz.

©2005 - Tim Morrell

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